Category Archives: Peckerhead Jokes

Mister Peckerhead Has Pneumonia

“Hey Doctor”, say’s Mister Peckerhead – “Are you sure that I got pneumonia? I once read on the internet about a doctor treating some guy for pneumonia, but yet he died from typhus.”

“Don’t worry, that won’t happen to you”, answers the doctor – “If I treat someone for pneumonia, then they’ll die from pneumonia.”

Mister Peckerhead happily replies – “Well, that’s a relief!”

Mister Peckerhead’s First Day At Work

Mister Peckerhead gets a new job and finds himself confused on his first day, as he stands in front of the paper shredder.

A nice secretary see’s him and asks; “Need some help?”

“I sure do!” replies Mister Peckerhead – “How does this thing work?” 

The secretary says; “Simple – here let me help you.”  She takes the fat report from his hand and feeds it into the shredder.

Mister Peckerhead responds; “Thanks, but where do the copies come out?”

Mister Peckerhead Burns His Ears

Mister Peckerhead walks into work and both of his ears are all bandaged up.  His boss says; “What happened to your ears?”

Mister Peckerhead replies; “I was ironing a shirt, when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron.”

His boss says; “Ouch, but that only explains one ear.  What happened to your other ear?”

Mister Peckerhead answers; “Well, after I burned my ear with the freaking hot iron – I had to call my doctor!”

Mister Peckerhead Receives Some Very Bad News

Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”

Mister Peckerhead: “Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.”

Doctor: “The lab manager called with your test results.  He said you only have 24 hours to live.”

Mister Peckerhead: “24 hours! That’s terrible! What could be worse news?”

Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you, since yesterday.”