Sherlock Holmes and Mister Peckerhead go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and eventually go to bed.
A few hours later, Holmes wakes up his friend and says; “Hey Peckerhead, look up and tell me what you see.”
Mister Peckerhead replies; “I see millions of stars.”
Holmes asks; “What does that tell you?”
Mister Peckerhead ponders for a minute, then answers: “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident that God is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Methodologically, it looks like we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Sherlock?”
Holmes is silent for a moment, then screams; “Peckerhead, you idiot – it tells me that someone took our tent!”