Dog Licking His Pecker

Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of a bar and are walking down the street, when they come across this dog sitting on the curb and licking his pecker.  

Both drunks stand there watching and after a while, one of the drunks says; “I sure wish I could do that!” 

The other drunk looks at him and says; “Well, I think I would pet him first.”

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