Just before Thanksgiving, Mister Peckerhead and his buddy are out hunting for turkeys – when Mister Peckerhead’s buddy keels over and collapses.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed over.
So, Mister Peckerhead gets out his cell phone and calls “911”.
He gasps out; “My buddy – he’s dead! What should I do?”
The operator says; “Calm down – first, let’s make sure your buddy is really dead.”
There is complete silence and then there is a loud gun shot!
Back on the phone, Mister Peckerhead says; “OK, now what?”