Mister Peckerhead Burns His Ears

Mister Peckerhead walks into work and both of his ears are all bandaged up.  His boss says; “What happened to your ears?”

Mister Peckerhead replies; “I was ironing a shirt, when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron.”

His boss says; “Ouch, but that only explains one ear.  What happened to your other ear?”

Mister Peckerhead answers; “Well, after I burned my ear with the freaking hot iron – I had to call my doctor!”

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