Mister Peckerhead Drinking Whiskey

Mister Peckerhead enters a pub, sits down at the bar – then orders a double whiskey on the rocks.

After he finishes the whiskey, he peeks inside his shirt pocket – then orders another double whiskey.

After he finishes that one, he peeks inside his shirt pocket again – and orders the same drink again.

The bartender says; “Look buddy – I’ll bring you whiskey all night long, but you gotta tell me why you keep looking inside your shirt pocket before you order every drink.”

Mister Peckerhead replies; “I’m looking at a photo of my wife, so I know when to go home.  I’ll go home, when she starts looking good.”

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