Mister Peckerhead Receives Some Very Bad News

Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”

Mister Peckerhead: “Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.”

Doctor: “The lab manager called with your test results.  He said you only have 24 hours to live.”

Mister Peckerhead: “24 hours! That’s terrible! What could be worse news?”

Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you, since yesterday.”



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