Mister Peckerhead walks into a public bathroom, where he finds two shitter cubicles.
One was already occupied, so he enters the other one, closes the door, drops his pants and sits down on the shitter.
He hears a voice from the cubicle next to him say; “Hello friend, how are you doing today?”
He thought it sounded a bit strange, but he doesn’t want to be rude – so he replies; “I’m doing pretty good. How are you doing?”
After a short pause, Mister Peckerhead hears the voice again say; “So, what are you doing?”
Unsure what to say, he replies; “Umm, I’m taking a shit. What are you doing?”
Mister Peckerhead then hears the voice for the third time say; “Sorry buddy, I’ll have to call you back. You won’t believe this, but there’s a peckerhead in the shitter next to me – wanting to have a conversation.”