Mister Peckerhead’s wife tells him that she wants to have plastic surgery, to enlarge her breasts.
Mister Peckerhead tells her that she doesn’t need surgery to do that. He tells her that he knows how to enlarge her breasts without surgery.
She asks; “How do I enlarge my breasts without surgery?”
Mister Peckerhead replies; “Just rub toilet paper between them.”
Startled, she asks; “How will rubbing toilet paper between my breasts, make them bigger?”
Mister Peckerhead answers; “I don’t know, but it worked for your ass!”