A lady goes to her priest and tells him; “Father, I have a problem – I have two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
The priest asks; “What do they say?”
She answers; “Hi, we’re easy! Do you want to boink?”
The priest exclaimed; “That’s obscene!” Then he thought for a moment. “You know, I have two talking male parrots that I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, so we can put them in the cage with Frank and Bob. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship the lord. Then your parrots are sure to stop saying that naughty talk, in no time.”
The woman responds; “Thank you, this sounds like the solution.”
The next day, she brings her female parrots to her priest’s home. Just as he said, his two male parrots are inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walks over and places her female parrots in with Frank and Bob.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cry out in unison; “Hi, we’re easy! Do you want to boink?”
There was complete silence. Then, one male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and joyfully says; “Put the beads away, Frank – our prayers have been answered!”