PECKERHEADS in POLITICS: Donald Trump’s First Day as President-Elect…
Trump finally took a 10 minute nap.
Stock market crashed for 5 minutes.
Joke writers announced that they will be very busy, for the next 4 years.
Trump still hasn’t got his Twitter account access back, from his campaign manager.
Trump appoints David Duke to head up the “Department of Uniting all Bigots Together”.
Mexico have began building a wall, to keep Donald Trump out. Mexican leaders guarantee that America will pay for it.
Trump fired Crooked Hillary as Secretary of State, but then he was told that she hasn’t been the Secretary of State since 2013. Trump replied: “Well, who ever is the Secretary of State – IS FIRED!”.
Kenye West and Rosie O’Donnell have both left USA, as they promised if Trump wins the election. Americans were so happy that Kenye & Rosie are gone, that even the rest of the Liberals have changed their political party to Republican – and promised to re-elect Trump in 4 years.