PECKERHEADS in POLITICS: Donald Trump’s First Day as President-Elect…

  • Trump finally took a 10 minute nap.
  • Stock market crashed for 5 minutes.
  •  Joke writers announced that they will be very busy, for the next 4 years.
  • Trump still hasn’t got his Twitter account access back, from his campaign manager.
  • Trump appoints David Duke to head up the “Department of Uniting all Bigots Together”.
  • Mexico have began building a wall, to keep Donald Trump out. Mexican leaders guarantee that America will pay for it.
  • Trump fired Crooked Hillary as Secretary of State, but then he was told that she hasn’t been the Secretary of State since 2013. Trump replied: “Well, who ever is the Secretary of State – IS FIRED!”.
  • Kenye West and Rosie O’Donnell have both left USA, as they promised if Trump wins the election. Americans were so happy that Kenye & Rosie are gone, that even the rest of the Liberals have changed their political party to Republican – and promised to re-elect Trump in 4 years.

PHOTO CREDIT: The photo of Donald Trump is from The Huffington Post, “The Trump Jokes Aren’t Funny Anymore”

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